Soccer Demotivational Poster
SOCCER - It is not that Americans don't get it. We are just uncomfortable watching it.
TATSUMAKI SENPUKYAKU - Street Soccer Fighter II
SOCCER - You hit the BALL with your head
BREAK A LEG - Woman say giving birth is the most painful experience a person can go through. Somehow i think they'd have a hard time convincing this guy.
VUVUZELA - The least creative of all musical instruments
SOCCER - Nope, not gay at all
ZIDANE - Some choose to go out with dignity While others choose to be remembered
WHINING - Soccer has way too much of it.
1...2....3.....4 - WAIT A MINUTE
OWNED!! - Chuck Norris wants to play fooball with you!
BALL TO THA FACE - Didn't See That One Coming, Did You?
AMERICANS ARE DIFFERENT -
CELEBRATE - Do it your own way cuz it's overrated to do it like the normies.
GIRLSÃ‚Â´ SOCCER - NICER AND HOTTER THAN LAME CURLING
WHY HASN'T SOCCER CAUGHT ON IN THE USA? -
PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!
SOCCER WORLD CUP - MIXED WITH KICKBOXING... IS EPIC ENOUGH
KICKING THE HABIT -
EPIC SOCCER NINJA MOVE - The flying, spinning, mid-air nut kick and ear toss... Now known as the Zidane.
POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.
PRIDE - sometimes it has to be swallowed
WINNING THE WORLD CUP -
SOCCER FANS -
COMPOUND FRACTURES -
AMERICANS - the only idiots to call a game where you hold the ball with your hands football
GO GO - gadgeto slap
ZERO G SOCCER - the only way to play
RAMBO POGATETZ -
DRUGS IN SPORT? - i dont think so
PUB WISDOM - "If a girl can explain the offside rule, she is not a she"
WALK IT OFF -
BOOM HEADSHOT -
- in Belgian
HANDBALL - That's how it should be called.
AMERICAN "FOOTBALL" - They play with another kind of balls.
THATS RIGHT - gargle my balls logicdude
THE IRISH SOCCER FEDERATION - Have Made A New Penalty For A Deliberate Handball.
ARGENTINA VS. GERMANY -
BROTHERS IN ARMS - Naw, we're not sore about that misunderstanding back in 1812. Hey! How about a game of football?
SOCCER - In South America it’s not who wins the soccer match. It’s who wins the fight.
DEEP CONTEMPLATION - Give them a minute, they'll figure it out.
PULLING HAIR -
SORRY BOYS - Even I have to admit that was a smelly one
FIREWORKS - Without them, soccer is just a boring game played by sweaty men
THE SCORE? - Kirkuk Sand Spiders - 3 Imperialist Pigs - 0
SPORTS FANS -
THE WORLD'S FIRST GAME OF SOCCER - was followed by the world's first foul
AWESOME - Nathan Tyson Flags Ltd Only available in Red. Much to the dissapointment of others!
ARMED SOCCER MOM - They give a whole new meaning to "team work" and taking out the trash!
CHELSEA F.C. LOVE - Because Liverpool, Man U and Arsenal SUCK ASS
NATION HEALING - Phoenix dust storm, Wild fires in New Mexico, Alabama tornadoes Missouri river flooding, Collective Bargaining riots, etc etc We could've used a li'l of that too.
NARCOLEPSY - Strikes again!
THE POWER OF PRAYER - " Bloody hell here it comes " "What do I do again ??" " Oh, I don't know, I'll just pray for it to stop"
A KID'S SOCCER RULING -
THAT'S RIGHT -
JAPAN VS U.S.A - If a U.S women’s soccer team wins the world cup and nobody in America cares Did they even really win it?
BANZAI!!!! - Silly Bitches.... There's no HOPE against the kamikazes!!!
BASEBALL - The Brits ruined it, then named it after an insect.
FAULT??? - if there isnt blood, there isnt fault
HANDBALL - Some people mistakenly believe it's played with feet.
BECAUSE SMILING FOR THE CAMERA ISN'T ALWAYS APPROPRIATE -
AFRICA - Get to Key West and head south ....
COUGAR - L.A. needed another one of those, like it needed an over-rated soccer player.
FOOTBALL - Has "Wide receivers" and "Tight ends" Soccer does not
USA SOCCER - 11 guys,1 ball,no talent Stick to games with helmets
BELONGING - feel a little lonely? Don't...he's on your team too.
COX SOCCER -
SOCCER - its called football cause players actually use their feet while playing
SUCCESSFUL PAPER TRAINING - Best to use the sports section when there is a soccer photo. 99% effective.
AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS BETTER - But some european will probly make a motivatoinal poster around this one. that european is a fag
LOSE - You will do it again.
GERMAN FOOTBALL FAIL - And that's the same guy...
ARAFAT - What the hell makes the soccer cup on his grave?!
NERVOUS? - Yous should be
RONALDO - He made it MOVE a little, didn't he... Not enough to have to tell your mom, but enough to worry you. call me,...we'll talk
SOCCER - When you're the only one calling it that you're gonna get hurt
government marijuana conspiracy -
Sport chickens -
GREATEST MOMENT EVER - Greatness is something that is determined by the standards in which you play the game.Lower your standards, and the mediocre will seem extraordinary
WORLD CUP PASSION - For 90 minutes, your country can be the greatest in the World
ENGLAND'S NEXT WEMBLEY GOAL -
HEADS UP -
SCOTTISH MUDBALL - THEY LOST THE PLOT... -
IN MEMORIAM -
AIR-WALKING - WHEN RUNNING IS JUST NOT ENOUGH
'AUSTRALIAN SOCCEROO-STERS' - Stop your crowing and blaming Pim Verbeek for your loss.., And wake up to the fact that you were beaten good & proper by a superior team...
WHY HAVE JUST ONE -
HULK - Some people get inspiration differently
FOOSBALL - Much better with wild life..... (To soon?)
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