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Soccer Demotivational Poster


SOCCER - It is not that Americans don't get it. We are just uncomfortable watching it.


TAGS: soccer
Rating: 4.08/5

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abraaz - January 4, 2012, 5:44 am
You spelt "football" wrong.


TATSUMAKI SENPUKYAKU - Street Soccer Fighter II


TAGS: soccer
Rating: 3.18/5

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SOCCER - You hit the BALL with your head




BREAK A LEG - Woman say giving birth is the most painful experience a person can go through. Somehow i think they'd have a hard time convincing this guy.


TAGS: soccer break leg bone painful
Rating: 4.59/5

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genjigem - July 27, 2011, 2:27 am
its still planted!
house - July 26, 2011, 7:41 am
**mouth agape, chin on floor** can't look away. 5L caveman. Google pics of Traore broken leg playing for LFC (it happened twice - once to each leg)
internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 7:36 am
I am a woman, and I approve of this message!


VUVUZELA - The least creative of all musical instruments


TAGS: vuvuzela soccer music noise
Rating: 3.81/5

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Swampfox - November 3, 2012, 11:50 pm
The composer has no sense of timing...
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 1:28 am
Theoretically, they can play the same intervals as a bugle. That's four notes.


SOCCER - Nope, not gay at all


TAGS: soccer gay
Rating: 4.52/5

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Zetsubel - May 24, 2011, 12:14 pm
Ferdi lookin' like he's enjoying that. 5L
justme - May 23, 2011, 1:59 pm
where is his hand??? 5l


ZIDANE - Some choose to go out with dignity While others choose to be remembered




WHINING - Soccer has way too much of it.


TAGS: soccer pussy whining mongo
Rating: 4.15/5

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Mongo - July 19, 2010, 12:12 pm
Sorry...just had to dig this up.
TheDude - April 6, 2010, 2:03 pm
you want it to be called football, stop crying like a bitch


1...2....3.....4 - WAIT A MINUTE


TAGS: soccer idiot
Rating: 3.67/5

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Dude 4515 - March 1, 2010, 2:33 pm
OH MY GOD! that's hilarious! 5L!


OWNED!! - Chuck Norris wants to play fooball with you!




BALL TO THA FACE - Didn't See That One Coming, Did You?


TAGS: soccer football ball face
Rating: 1.98/5

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leeebling - December 19, 2008, 6:10 am
What are these soccer fags you speak of? I've smoked for years and never seen them, they sound cool.
American - September 30, 2008, 6:08 pm
Ya....you little soccer playin bitch!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 11:47 am
But wait, you're a staunch traditionalist when it comes to calling it football and not soccer (which has a known etymology and use) but you think this is 'lolarious'? Why be picky or fickle about the development of terms? Just accept both.
Jonny Shadez - September 25, 2008, 11:15 am
What is this soccer of which you speak, I think you'll find he plays football. It's called football because it's played with the feet, that's why a ball to the face is lolarious.
American - September 10, 2008, 6:02 pm
Soccer fags are used to having balls in their faces!


AMERICANS ARE DIFFERENT -


TAGS: football soccer world cup nascar tv
Rating: 4.5/5

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culos - February 22, 2011, 6:17 pm
The hell it is!
andyreddson - February 22, 2011, 6:16 pm
That's because it's spelled "S-O-C-C-E-R."
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:04 pm
*face palms* I've refereed soccer (football) for 6 years now. there is nothing like getting yelled at for doing my job right. The best part is wen I get to throw coaches out of games though. They all act like they never saw it coming.
forseti - June 29, 2010, 5:27 pm
we could talk down every form of sport if we want. i just found this pic related to the world cup. i'm watching poker all the time. pretty stupid as well if i think about it ;)
Kung-Fu Devil - June 29, 2010, 8:20 am
Yes. Yes it is.
ICEMAN - June 28, 2010, 8:35 pm
Oh yeah, and watching a bunch of guys kicking a ball back & forth is absolutely riveting.
hootizz - June 28, 2010, 5:53 pm
haha..., and they STILL manage to CRASH...!!


CELEBRATE - Do it your own way cuz it's overrated to do it like the normies.




Gooaaalllllllllll -




GIRLS´ SOCCER - NICER AND HOTTER THAN LAME CURLING


TAGS: soccer girl curling
Rating: 3.31/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - July 15, 2010, 7:26 am
For once, the woman representing my team is actually attractive. Usually they drag them out of a hole or something.
almarpa - July 15, 2010, 7:19 am
Indeed, but curling girls are really, really hot...
Derek - July 14, 2010, 7:27 pm
Most games are hotter than curling ;})


WHY HASN'T SOCCER CAUGHT ON IN THE USA? -


TAGS: soccer
Rating: 2.91/5

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Mark - March 13, 2009, 10:07 pm
And another.


PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!


TAGS: destitute poor homeless satellite dish satelite sattelite directtv soccer football
Rating: 3.55/5

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Mongo - February 25, 2010, 7:17 pm
Y'know, that looks like Pensacola, FL.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 9:03 am
Everyone should have the right to download pr0n at high speed...everyone!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:50 pm
Thanks, but I refuse to step on this one... I was rolling for hours over the door size. This is great as-is!
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 2:44 pm
AG- you have my permission to nick the pic and run with that! That was awesome!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:40 pm
Hiding drugs and weapons for a warlord has it's priviledges.
Arrogant Knight - September 19, 2009, 11:08 am
5 from me, Jmac. :)
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:59 am
The only thing that could make this worse, is if you could see the 60" plasma hanging on the wall inside.
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Thanks H-, been following #6 on my new list.
Haarakkon - September 18, 2009, 10:25 pm
SCORE!!!! You're on a roll, jmac.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 7:15 pm
The 11' - 7' still has me busting up. 5 lions, and nothing on.
Jmac0585 - September 18, 2009, 6:54 pm
Well spotted AG-
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
Well done Jmac0585. 5L.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 6:42 pm
THAT is one seriously good dish salesman.


SOCCER WORLD CUP - MIXED WITH KICKBOXING... IS EPIC ENOUGH


TAGS: soccer worl cup kickboxing
Rating: 2.64/5

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almarpa - July 9, 2010, 5:53 pm
Yeah, really bad. The player frm Holland ended at the hospital.
Derek - July 9, 2010, 5:51 pm
Owwww nasty


KICKING THE HABIT -


TAGS: calendar soccer french celebration
Rating: 3.78/5

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Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:06 pm

truth gotta hurt...lolz


EPIC SOCCER NINJA MOVE - The flying, spinning, mid-air nut kick and ear toss... Now known as the Zidane.


TAGS: soccer
Rating: 3.5/5

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Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 5:17 pm
More Like I Hope You Get Zidaned
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2010, 3:03 pm
Eat a dick Trash.
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 3:02 pm
Having troubles with all those double digit numbers Mooooooooooooooooooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2010, 3:01 pm
I need your help with my calendar.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 2:58 pm
I never had PMS.... wtf?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2010, 2:55 pm
dammit aggy. check your pm's.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 2:53 pm
Like Vinnie Jones, right?
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 2:34 pm
No He wouldnt, you are talking about a man who threw away the world cup just so that he can head-butt smn for cursin at him, if he hadnt been a soccer player he would have been chuck norris or smthng..
pzykosiz - May 17, 2010, 1:24 am
knowing soccer players, zidane will dive for a free kick, 4L's


POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.


TAGS: cantona cool bloody football soccer popped collar europeans england english france french king
Rating: 3.31/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....


PRIDE - sometimes it has to be swallowed


TAGS: gay pride swallow soccer players oral
Rating: 1.18/5

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motifake - October 28, 2009, 12:05 am

Clobbered for vote fraud


Soccer -




WINNING THE WORLD CUP -




SOCCER FANS -


TAGS: soccer fans socer blood horde combined
Rating: 3.15/5

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Marduke - January 27, 2009, 9:53 am
Mark, Unfortunately I have had to stop the autographs. But I do like the poster though. I didn't know this was out there, lol. Thanks
Mark - January 26, 2009, 7:54 pm
Marduke! You're so popular that someone made you into a poster! Wow! Can I get your autograph?
Mark - January 26, 2009, 7:50 pm
Hey wait a second! I've seen this somewhere before. Hmmm....could it have been...I dunno....an Avatar?


COMPOUND FRACTURES -


TAGS: compound fracture soccer pain broken leg
Rating: 2.84/5

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Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 10:02 am
Marv - I am sure there are two inconsequential country's national teams on the pitch right now somewhere in the world you could be watching. Soccer - What you do is you can't throw, catch, hit, shoot, and aren't fast enough for track.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 2, 2009, 2:07 am
Tied for the lamest caption on this site.


AMERICANS - the only idiots to call a game where you hold the ball with your hands football


TAGS: americans football soccer
Rating: 2.62/5
Lok1GT - November 6, 2009, 9:27 am
People are so ignorant. American Football was an evolution of Football. It used to be called Gridiron Football to HONOR the original sport of Football.
ACE - June 10, 2009, 11:40 pm
Dumb ass football is soccer in places dumb ass the 2nd guys are
William - August 16, 2008, 3:53 am
Football -Well it sure looks like they are holding balls in this form of football
... - July 11, 2008, 7:35 pm
The concept of 'footlong' elludes certain 'male categories'. *smirk*
Me - June 21, 2008, 9:33 pm
Must remember "american" football is called football as the ball is a foot long
Jungie - June 11, 2008, 1:56 pm
Americans: not good enough for Canadian football.
Football: - June 9, 2008, 12:41 pm
Americans no good at it,invented their own version that no other country plays thus they cant be beaten at it!
I - June 7, 2008, 3:10 pm
Have to agree with this one


GO GO - gadgeto slap




ZERO G SOCCER - the only way to play




RAMBO POGATETZ -


TAGS: pogatetz football soccer middlesborough austria team captain
Rating: 2.08/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - March 31, 2010, 1:47 pm
Wow, when I typed 'boro' in to the search engine, I wasn't actually expecting anything to come up haha.


DRUGS IN SPORT? - i dont think so


TAGS: soccer
Rating: 1.43/5

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booger13 - March 26, 2010, 11:19 pm
atleast we know where Val Kilmer went after his acting career tanked . Sheesh


PUB WISDOM - "If a girl can explain the offside rule, she is not a she"




WALK IT OFF -


TAGS: sports leg soccer
Rating: 2.95/5

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someguy222 - August 12, 2009, 4:41 pm
Its only a flesh wound walk it off ya pussy
Z-Bob - April 30, 2009, 3:19 pm
Ow...


BOOM HEADSHOT -


TAGS: soccer
Rating: 2.73/5

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yamam - August 22, 2009, 6:02 pm
only a newcastle player could have this occur to them and live haha!


- in Belgian




PWNED -




HANDBALL - That's how it should be called.


TAGS: football soccer american america usa eeuu spam tunnel porn troll handball
Rating: 1.87/5
huvtonix - February 15, 2011, 9:18 pm
football is awesome, anyone who thinks otherways, go suck a d*ck
agreeable mitch - May 7, 2009, 8:37 am
America and Australia are the only ones who miss use the word football. football is played with a round ball not that stupid point crap you call sporting equipment.
f - July 20, 2008, 12:18 am
Tightwearing-armourneeding-handball


AMERICAN "FOOTBALL" - They play with another kind of balls.


TAGS: americans america eeuu usa football soccer spam porn tunnel flame
Rating: 1.64/5

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huvtonix - February 15, 2011, 9:13 pm
just cause its not round doesnt mean its not a ball, a football is a ball, and in football, you do use ur foot, thats how you start off the game, you kick the ball across the field and then the other team has to catch and run,so shut up dumbass,and fuck u
Not american for sure. - July 7, 2008, 11:17 am
Well, technically you are right. The "ball" you use in your american football is not even a ball. So no foot, no ball... Lets play american nonfoot-oval!


THATS RIGHT - gargle my balls logicdude


TAGS: soccer
Rating: 1.58/5

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Sean - April 28, 2009, 6:18 pm
The bitch ... it's true, they tended to use female dogs for the show.
LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 6:12 pm
Timmy came back! Lassie must have gotten him out of that well!
dawson - April 28, 2009, 6:00 pm
sean dont tell me ur suckin his dick too ur mom is bad enough and logic dude im only dawson im tired of fighting with crazy j and carmelo are the same person and daniel is mark ur mom up got it you argumenative son of a cocksucking bitch
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 11:34 am
This is one Timmy who posts under multiple names, even using said aliases to compliment his own poster which I called him out on. At that point Timmy went into overdrive. I'm guessing either his prescrip for Ritalin ran out or he OD'd on pixy-stix...
Mark - April 27, 2009, 10:57 am
Damn! What have I missed. Suddenly LogicDude has become the Timmy magnet.
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:40 am
Yer Honor, the Prosecution rests.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 10:14 pm
dawson, since no joke was aimed at me, your compliment makes no sense, and once you figure out LogicDude's slam, you'll realize that his put-down ("epic" in what appears to be the applicable vernacular of this series of tubes) does.
dawson - April 26, 2009, 9:39 pm
and god damnit logicdude make some fuckin sence
dawson - April 26, 2009, 9:36 pm
sean thats funny you can take a joke better than logicdude
LogicDude - April 25, 2009, 6:28 pm
It would be like a whale with two Tic-Tacs in its mouth fer cryin' out loud.
Sean - April 25, 2009, 12:13 pm
dawson, trying to get another guy to put your balls in his mouth is your obviously your thing. But for god sakes, offer to buy him dinner first, otherwise yer just an insensitive pig. Hope that helps.
dawson - April 25, 2009, 11:31 am
after all i did make it for you
dawson - April 25, 2009, 11:30 am
whats wrong cant take a joke
LogicDude - April 24, 2009, 2:22 pm
Timmy, you wish you had an ounce of athleticism in your frail little body, don't you? Your little pellets will never drop if all you do is sit on the couch and play Gameboy!


THE IRISH SOCCER FEDERATION - Have Made A New Penalty For A Deliberate Handball.




ARGENTINA VS. GERMANY -


TAGS: world cup smash england soccer football
Rating: 4.3/5

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forseti - July 3, 2010, 5:57 pm
nothing new. we won two world wars! ... wait
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 3, 2010, 5:44 pm
Germany prevails!!!! *snicker
forseti - July 3, 2010, 5:38 pm
HELL YEAH! :D
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 1:55 pm
Great match!
spaidor - July 3, 2010, 1:21 pm
i think a pork chops would be better....lol


BROTHERS IN ARMS - Naw, we're not sore about that misunderstanding back in 1812. Hey! How about a game of football?


TAGS: football is soccer
Rating: 4/5

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ISeeRedPeople - July 25, 2011, 2:31 pm
Isn't it sad that they had to put the name of their country on their flag.


SOCCER - In South America it’s not who wins the soccer match. It’s who wins the fight.


TAGS: sport fight soccer south america
Rating: 3.91/5

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forseti - June 24, 2011, 3:40 am
I like the cool dude with the reflective vest
440wakeup - June 23, 2011, 9:31 pm
Had 2 bomb ya....south amreica is known for collapsing soccer stadiums. England still has the best HOOLIGANS.....CFC!!...CFC!!..CFC!!


DEEP CONTEMPLATION - Give them a minute, they'll figure it out.




PULLING HAIR -


TAGS: elizabeth lambert soccer retry
Rating: 3.5/5

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Treehodger - February 11, 2010, 3:27 pm
Wonder how rough she is in sex?...


SORRY BOYS - Even I have to admit that was a smelly one


TAGS: soccer
Rating: 3.11/5

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FIREWORKS - Without them, soccer is just a boring game played by sweaty men


TAGS: soccer fireworks women
Rating: 3/5

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Hendo - July 20, 2009, 2:45 am
All I can really see is neathage - lots of it.
Greg - March 10, 2009, 2:27 pm
If you see fireworks.... I have bad news


THE SCORE? - Kirkuk Sand Spiders - 3 Imperialist Pigs - 0


TAGS: soccer
Rating: 2.73/5

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SPORTS FANS -


TAGS: fans soccer bodypaint
Rating: 2.5/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:08 am
Aye noms noms noms noms.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:08 am
Truer words never spoken, Naru.
Narutarded - November 22, 2009, 10:32 am
I can tell you from experience; half the fun comes from trying to score without using your hands.


THE WORLD'S FIRST GAME OF SOCCER - was followed by the world's first foul




AWESOME - Nathan Tyson Flags Ltd Only available in Red. Much to the dissapointment of others!




ARMED SOCCER MOM - They give a whole new meaning to "team work" and taking out the trash!


TAGS: gun control girl soccer mom
Rating: 2/5
[email protected] - November 18, 2009, 11:07 am
I noticed how the guy doesn't post his name on these lame ass adds. i don't have a problem with guns i love them! but when i go jogging i worry more about getting taken out by one of these trigger happy zealots than any crack-head.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 6:26 pm
Unfortunately, the "trash" is most likely your nearest and dearest.


CATFIGHTS -




CHELSEA F.C. LOVE - Because Liverpool, Man U and Arsenal SUCK ASS


TAGS: chelsea football soccer hate
Rating: 1.64/5

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Sid - December 8, 2009, 7:33 am
OOh football, how... Ordinary.
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 12:11 am
funny, they lost to Man City today
Derek - December 8, 2009, 12:10 am
Powerful enemies


ASPIRATIONS -


TAGS: boys soccer big ref small uniform
Rating: 4.9/5

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Faceplant31 - November 10, 2010, 1:54 pm
Amsome!
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:03 pm
I thought we were not allowed to do tribute posters anymore... even for chompers.
crankyhead - November 3, 2010, 9:30 pm
LOL!


NATION HEALING - Phoenix dust storm, Wild fires in New Mexico, Alabama tornadoes Missouri river flooding, Collective Bargaining riots, etc etc We could've used a li'l of that too.




NARCOLEPSY - Strikes again!


TAGS: sleep time soccer
Rating: 4/5

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Reality Lord - February 28, 2012, 8:35 pm

lolz


THE POWER OF PRAYER - " Bloody hell here it comes " "What do I do again ??" " Oh, I don't know, I'll just pray for it to stop"


TAGS: soccer
Rating: 3.91/5

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A KID'S SOCCER RULING -




THAT'S RIGHT -


TAGS: crazy soccer kids
Rating: 3.75/5

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vasilache - July 2, 2010, 5:54 am
next put on a mask and do the same to the parliament
RnRollie - July 1, 2010, 3:20 pm
The nations, no-o-o-o-ot so blest as thee, Must i-i-i-i-in their turn, to ty-y--yrants fall, Must in their turn, to ty-y-rants fall, While thou shalt flourish, shalt flourish great and free, The dread and e-e-e-e-nvy of them all.


JAPAN VS U.S.A - If a U.S women’s soccer team wins the world cup and nobody in America cares Did they even really win it?


TAGS: tree falls in soccer big
Rating: 3.59/5

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coldinjected - July 19, 2011, 12:31 pm
I cared enough to goole and oogle Hope Solo.
Airman - July 18, 2011, 4:50 pm
we cared.. for 90 minutes or so
mariand - July 18, 2011, 2:04 pm
obviously nobody care... so they didn't winn it


BANZAI!!!! - Silly Bitches.... There's no HOPE against the kamikazes!!!




BASEBALL - The Brits ruined it, then named it after an insect.


TAGS: makes less sense than soccer
Rating: 3.33/5

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evora23 - December 18, 2011, 9:22 am
Considering Cricket was invented before America was founded.
NinjaWithCHeese - November 7, 2011, 9:30 am
and rounders is pretty much a childs version of cricket
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 2, 2011, 5:17 pm
He must be kidding, Baseball is really just a rip off of a British game called Rounders.
RetiredUSNChief - November 2, 2011, 4:49 pm
Funny...but Cricket has a history by name going back to at least the mid-1500s. Baseball is a wee bit younger than that. Still...I thought it was funny! :):)
the1stCOMMI3 - October 28, 2011, 10:29 pm
Is semi-funny. ...ish
Verdeckt - October 28, 2011, 7:19 pm
This is meant as a joke, right?


FAULT??? - if there isnt blood, there isnt fault


TAGS: soccer fault
Rating: 3.3/5

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FredricT - January 7, 2011, 6:04 pm
Buta da kocha, hez tod me tu gaba da ball
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 7:59 pm
I think he's gonna get ejected. Er... I mean red carded. Um... forget it.


HANDBALL - Some people mistakenly believe it's played with feet.


TAGS: football handball soccer sports
Rating: 3.11/5

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Derek - July 3, 2010, 9:23 pm
There is already a game called handball, but as for manliness... only women wear pads .
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 3, 2010, 5:12 pm
Yeah! way more manly than soccer.......1L. You Brits and your silliness.


BECAUSE SMILING FOR THE CAMERA ISN'T ALWAYS APPROPRIATE -


TAGS: disaster douchebags soccer camera fans
Rating: 3.1/5

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Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 10:58 am
Not a bad fake at all except for the actual quality of the pic and the verbiage. Would have gotten more but i gave it a 3L


AFRICA - Get to Key West and head south ....




COUGAR - L.A. needed another one of those, like it needed an over-rated soccer player.




FOOTBALL - Has "Wide receivers" and "Tight ends" Soccer does not


TAGS: football soccer women
Rating: 2.85/5

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mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 3:17 pm
problem is I'm always a different number of O's. I didn't think it through at first.
BoneCD - July 6, 2009, 3:09 pm
Moooo...you can sync your posters?
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 2:25 pm
If this sync's up my posters so I get the credit I so desperately crave I will sacrifice 3 timmies in your honor.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 2:22 pm
I love that I don't have to type my "moooo" anymore.....it's time to settle down and pick an mo+
motifake - July 6, 2009, 2:17 pm

starting to look GOOD... wheeew...
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
that's a weird one Mr M. It showed up on the poster page but not in the latest comments. My condolences, You must be pulling your hair out.
CANADA - July 6, 2009, 12:58 pm
I'm the one who turns tight ends into wide recievers


USA SOCCER - 11 guys,1 ball,no talent Stick to games with helmets


TAGS: usa soccer
Rating: 2.5/5

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forseti - July 6, 2010, 6:20 am
As far as I know is your national football association the fastest growing FA in the world (+3 million members every year). So perhaps something changed in the last 35 years?!? Anyway, you played well even with some bad referee-decisions! I liked it!
ICEMAN - July 5, 2010, 6:02 pm
@ forseti, they were saying the same thing about football 35 years ago when Kyle Rote Jr. was playing soccer.
gil - July 5, 2010, 4:53 pm
The TV revenue from football funds all of the other sports at a college, except for the few basketball powerhouses. College and pro soccer in this country are on par with lacrosse. TV revenue drives sports over here. Soccer interest dives after 16 yrs old
gil - July 5, 2010, 4:46 pm
you have obviously never been around the US in the fall. We have a little institution called College Football, that is not just a sport, it is a religion. Don't let anyone from Texas see that last statement.. or Alabama, Tennessee, Florida, OH, GA, PA etc
forseti - July 5, 2010, 3:54 pm
The "soccer" of the us boys improved pretty much! Be proud of this team. Great fighters and quite rightly #1 of their group! in 20 years no one will be interested in your "football" anymore! ;)
mac - February 21, 2009, 6:21 pm
maybe if we gave them helmets they would improve
oh shuddup - January 7, 2009, 5:36 pm
well sports generally in the states....are funny....in a tragic way.
xxx - January 7, 2009, 2:37 pm
i belive that kicking this kind of ball, would give me more pleasure than kicking normal ball
simplecow - December 20, 2008, 8:04 pm
HAHAH
U S of A - November 16, 2008, 11:31 pm
Yes, please do.


BELONGING - feel a little lonely? Don't...he's on your team too.




COX SOCCER -




SOCCER - its called football cause players actually use their feet while playing


TAGS: football soccer
Rating: 2.27/5

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datnigga - June 29, 2008, 12:59 am
wow, another pointless tunnel by nerds. soccer and football rules. try something new bitches


SUCCESSFUL PAPER TRAINING - Best to use the sports section when there is a soccer photo. 99% effective.




AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS BETTER - But some european will probly make a motivatoinal poster around this one. that european is a fag


TAGS: football soccer america american foot ball rugby european
Rating: 2.13/5

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firecock97 - December 27, 2009, 10:00 am
I'm not a European, I am an American Soldier. I have played both sports and have to agree with the Aussie. Rugby is the better and tougher of the two.
MAKTEK - August 17, 2009, 1:42 am
Not a Euro, Im an aussie, and I have to say NFL is a pansy sport, Get rid of the helmets and padding and make a real game out of it!!!!
Acey - April 20, 2009, 3:39 am
Europeans, gotta love 'em. They kick the ball in American football quite often actually.
Bunny - April 14, 2009, 7:35 am
Is better than what, exactly? Knitting cock warmers for japanese business men?
Culos - January 14, 2009, 3:35 am
Don't see a ball, don't see a foot. This game is called Handegg, not football, and as far as fags go, what's up with all the protective gear. What a bunch of pussies!


BALLS -




LOSE - You will do it again.




GERMAN FOOTBALL FAIL - And that's the same guy...


TAGS: soccer football fail germany karl heinz rumminige
Rating: 2/5

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Captainglobehead - December 30, 2011, 5:05 pm
Completely different incident. Look closely at the uniforms. Nearly identical fail happened twice.
Sivark - October 31, 2010, 1:19 am
Look at the position of the hands and legs. it's not he same scene
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 1:42 am
LMAO!!! I know, right?
ladyomegasupreme - October 9, 2010, 1:41 am
it is the same guy, btu the pic was taken @ 2 differnt angles
forseti - June 23, 2010, 4:58 pm
that is exact the same scene in black and white, isn't it?!? don't get it...


ARAFAT - What the hell makes the soccer cup on his grave?!




NERVOUS? - Yous should be




RONALDO - He made it MOVE a little, didn't he... Not enough to have to tell your mom, but enough to worry you. call me,...we'll talk




SOCCER - When you're the only one calling it that you're gonna get hurt


TAGS: soccer
Rating: 1.1/5

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government marijuana conspiracy -




Apparently -




denial -


TAGS: futbol soccer
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 31, 2013, 5:03 pm

Awesome!~5LLLLLs


Zombies -


TAGS: zombie soccer suarez cannibal monster
Rating: 4.83/5

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blesic - September 23, 2014, 1:17 am
I originally created it on politifake. But they didn't seem to understand it.
Silverheart - September 21, 2014, 4:21 pm

Anyone else notice the site tag mostly obscured by the Motifake logo, bottom left?


Sport chickens -




GREATEST MOMENT EVER - Greatness is something that is determined by the standards in which you play the game.Lower your standards, and the mediocre will seem extraordinary




WORLD CUP PASSION - For 90 minutes, your country can be the greatest in the World




ENGLAND'S NEXT WEMBLEY GOAL -




HEADS UP -




FOOTBALL -


TAGS: not soccer burka hijab calendar
Rating: 3.77/5

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forseti - April 26, 2011, 3:41 pm
damn... of course this was a reply to comment #217392 by Airman.
forseti - April 26, 2011, 3:40 pm
Well, it's available over here, but only by pay tv. I'll pay for ESPN in the future perhaps. But mainly because of the NHL games.
Airman - April 26, 2011, 2:56 pm
if the billionaires and the millionaires can't get over their greed pretty soon, then there will only be ONE football this year. I am surprised the NFL network isn't available to Europe via Dish or Cable
forseti - April 26, 2011, 1:27 pm
I really don't know how you mean this but I have an idea... Anyway, I love FOOTBALL but I really like football too. Unfortunately the ordinary networks don't broadcast NFL or other football games. We only see the Superbowl (Monday morning)...
Airman - April 26, 2011, 12:50 pm
Indeed. I was cruising with the remote this weekend.. and discovered there is a Soccer Channel on Comcast! Riveting


SCOTTISH MUDBALL - THEY LOST THE PLOT... -


TAGS: mud soccer
Rating: 3.23/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 12:14 pm
Too hard to understand for Americans? What are you trying to say (about most motifakers) exactly?
forseti - July 1, 2010, 12:04 pm
perhaps too hard to understand for Americans?!? I like it very much! 5 Inter Mudlands ;)


IN MEMORIAM -


TAGS: life time 1946 may soccer team legend great turin plane crash
Rating: 3.17/5

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rerun - January 3, 2010, 7:03 pm

Imants - WTF? You trying to be an idiot or is it just come naturally to you?
Imants - January 3, 2010, 7:00 pm
Suckers.


AIR-WALKING - WHEN RUNNING IS JUST NOT ENOUGH




'AUSTRALIAN SOCCEROO-STERS' - Stop your crowing and blaming Pim Verbeek for your loss.., And wake up to the fact that you were beaten good & proper by a superior team...


TAGS: world cup 2010 australia socceroos soccer bad losers
Rating: 2.92/5

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hootizz - July 19, 2010, 5:32 pm
Sorry.., I hear ya Mooooooooooooooooooo.., it is just a bit of 'Kiwi's vs's Aussies'..., the age old battle of superiority that rages on.., actually nothing to to do with Germany at all.., I will refrain from bringing it here...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2010, 10:16 am
No one has Cared about what a German said since 1945....as I recall.....it was "I surrender" or "gee! this suicide pill tastes good"
Kung-Fu Devil - July 19, 2010, 10:05 am
In all fairness, Germans can say anything when their manager does this haha; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4nDfJFIafY
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Really? You guys are gonna fight about this here?..............Grow up!
hootizz - July 19, 2010, 6:55 am
typical Australian come back...., at the end of the day, no matter which way you look at it Germany beat you good and proper........, now.., lets see how your wannabee's.., whoops, wallabies stack up against the 'All Blacks' next year...!! bring it on...
pzykosiz - July 18, 2010, 8:30 pm
how about we bring up the war. we were on the team that were better than you.
hootizz - June 17, 2010, 4:45 pm
hahaha...!!! poor wittle Aussies.., all hurty wurty and feeling saddy waddy that you lost your game against Germany.., wake up and smell the roses and accept the fact that they were better than you...!!


WHY HAVE JUST ONE -




HULK - Some people get inspiration differently


TAGS: angry soccer
Rating: 2.82/5

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ardian - February 8, 2010, 7:39 am
hahahahahaa.... mantap cuy..


FOOSBALL - Much better with wild life..... (To soon?)




SOCCER -




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